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Urban Dictionary

Autosurfing 

Mindlessly surfing the internet and finding yourself visiting sites you never would have otherwise or visiting any site unconsciously.
"My buddies caught me looking at news about hannah montana yesterday but I was totally Autosurfing, I didn't even know I was doing it!"

"Man, every time I autosurf, I always find myself back on facebook poking people..."
Autosurfing by Kenichero November 5, 2011

noisy sanchez 

When a man, after anal sex, takes his shit-covered cock and sticks it in his partner's ear.
If you love someone, never, EVER perform the Noisy Sanchez on them.
noisy sanchez by crbn July 3, 2007

swear like a sailor 

Someone who swears a lot, like in every single sentence
Person 1: Hey nigga, wanna fucking hang out today?
Person 2: Dude, language! You swear like a sailor
Person 1: Fuck god damn shit cunt ass! Sorry bro
Girl 1: Hey whats her name?
Girl 2: Danicka
Girl 1: As in morning star?
Girl 2: Yeah!
Danicka by dani...x August 16, 2009
A newfound religon to many people. It takes over their lives so all they care about is how close they are to a beach, they check the surf reports ever half hour to see wave status, and the only money they ever spend is for gas to get to the beach...and surfboards. Surfing takes lots of time but is very fulfilling and many people believe they are closer to God while riding an amazing wave.
Kate: Hey, where is Jake?
Jo: Oh, I think you know.
Kate: ...surfing.
surfing by Rinizle June 19, 2009

Skyrimcore 

The vibe one feels playing skyrim, call of duty black ops 1-2/modern warfare and other early 2010s games, eating trash food, hanging out with his friends and talking about videogames, watching gaming YouTubers like JonTron, all in winter/fall. Clothingwise it's wearing videogame or youtuber merch, anime or meme themed t shirts, off branded polo shirts, hoodies, trackpants or jeans, flannel shirts, and a variety of shoes, like vans, converses, nikes (not trending or limited models obviously, the training/lowest costing ones)
"hey, why are you dressed like this today? You are more stylish normally"
"pretty skyrimcore if you will, huh? For real tho, I simply didn't have time to put together a cool fit"
Skyrimcore by GHeeRO October 30, 2020