She is the prettiest girl u have seen. She has the most beutiful hair, pretty eyes, and the brightest smile. She is always there for you when you need her, a call away. Cares so much for her friends and family. If you meet a martessia hold on forever cause you will never meet another like her.

Refers to ‘giant upper pussy flap’...something which many clapped and overweight women suffer from

The practice of adding the letter ‘A’ to the start of a company name so it appears at the beginning of the phone book.

To sit absent minded by a computer with a headset on anxiously awaiting perturbed individuals moronic questions to come forth.

"Totally Tits"

TT is the abbreviation of Totally Tits, to be used easily in common conversation.

The logic goes something like this:

Tits are good
If something is good (ie hot girl), she is "Tits"
Thus, if something is "Totally Tits", it is a very good thing.

Isn't limited to usage when complimenting a member of the opposite sex.

Meat that has come from a free range, grass-fed, organic environment.