The most prestigious wheel and door expert

A person who acts very much like a turtle. He acts and sounds like a turtle. he even runs and walks like a turltle.

An uncharacteristically thick, rigid and poised neck of a white American male, semi-choked by the shirt and tie around it. His attire and associated demeanor clearly mark a proud Republican. A certain stiffness undoubtedly implied.

Sometimes couch girls get promoted to bed girls

something that doesn't work. usually used for firecrackers and other explosives

An old time Monk who roamed Wales in the 12th Century. Some say he was the love child of a Norse God and a Mermaid