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The goddess you cannot deceive. She will see through your lies and hold you accountable. She will likely love you, despite all of your flaws. Keeper of secrets and holds her promises. (Probably covered in random tattoos) the best sex you'll ever have is with her, but good luck getting her attention. Easily the sexiest woman you've ever seen. You can plead but she's still going to leave if you don't bring peace.

Independent, firecracker who could manipulate any human but she fights against her own seduction to be genuine. She is the best mother I've ever seen.

She will give you everything you want until you leave her wanting.

Don't ever mess up and fumble Eli. No one can compare.

After all she's named after Elysium, Paradise for the Gods. . .
If I could just get Elisse to leave Denver, she'd be happy but I guess I'll help her build someone fast to drive instead.

That Elisse is all anyone can talk about.
Elisse's smile consumes her whole face and changes the way the light in the room shines.
Elisse by Skrrrtorsquiiiirrt April 15, 2024
That was such a plolp show!
plolp by Food is burger 1 January 30, 2018

shit snipper 

"Martha and I have been courting for nearly 18 monthes now Mother. But she has not yet allowed me to stretch her shit snipper - is that a bad sign?"
shit snipper by Stockers August 25, 2003
Most of these definitions you'll see say he's a creepy, dirty-mouthed madman but that's only the millionaire politician jerk type. The Donald I'm talking about is the opposite. An absolutely wonderful friend and faithful companion, kinda like a dog. He's very nice, he knows how to make you laugh and when someone is roasting him or his friends, he rains down on them like a hail storm. He can usually take it as well as he can dish it, but you can tell when he's been embarrassed. He's not exactly the most handsome guy you'll ever meet, but he has exactly the type of personality to attract a nice girl. However, if that girl is good enough, she won't care about his looks. It's strange, when he's around his friends, he can be a very strange guy. His friends know him to make strange noises, ridiculous jokes, and movie references that only someone as weird as he is would get. But, like I said, he's got a likeable personality and he really knows how to attract a women. One of the best friends you'll ever have.
Hey, who's your best friend?
Oh, Donald by far!
Donald by Grayson M. December 28, 2017
A unit of measurement for happiness.

This word was created by chatGPT, based on the generative text AI GPT-3.5.
That increased my happiness by 4 plixens.
plixen by jkeegan February 1, 2023
Acronym describing the Little Asian Wang. Derived from the genious mind if Francis Cheta.
Cheta's L.A.W. is by far the smallest I have ever seen.

That asian dudes L.A.W. is the smallest on the western hemisphere of the world.
L.A.W. by Cheta6075 April 25, 2003

poop dick 

A man's penis that is so long that it will either dip or lay in the bowl of a toilet when he is defecating
That boy's got a poop dick...poor bastard.
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