Word used to describe a deceiving person. Usually self-righteous due to unchecked arrogance and endless attention-seeking behavior. Usually 20+ lbs overweight.
Matt: Hey who's that?
Steve: Oh, that's an AlexandraIllarionov, I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole!
Matt: Oh you'd be crazy!
Unfortunately your name Is... well a penis. Dick is a different name for Robert or I think Mark?
I'm confused? Well let's move on. You can use use a penis for seggsy time or to urinate.
Slang for the Wii Remote Jacket, an add-on for the Wii remote that is supposed to "increase" the grip on the Wii remote, and also resembles a condom. Supposedly, the Wii Condom is also supposed to protect the Wii Remote from getting AIDS from the sensor bar.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play WiiSports!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on the Wii Condoms on the Wii Remotes so then they don't get AIDS from the sensor bar."