A pervie or pervies is a wackaloon who frequents online chatrooms and forums. They are often rude and childish. They can be a blondeislost with severe emotional issues which need professional help. Often a pervie will become stuck in a state of matronation.

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a moment when you realize there's too many people named Daniel.

youre taking it too far,,...its not that serious....youre making a big deal out of nothing

someone you are no longer friends with but not quite enemies enough for nemesis or frienemy to be the right word to describe them when people bring them up to you in conversation without using their name.

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.