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Halfacre 

A politician that has neither the requisite skills to perform his duties adequately nor the cash to make it appear as if he has.
That Obama sure is an inspirational leader, especially for a, well you know...and that Bush, he's a dumbass but bought his way in. Remember Michael Dukakis? "Yeah..what a Halfacre that guy was!"
Halfacre by slimjim1 October 8, 2009
Jackson's normally have a massive forehead; similar to the character megamind.
Hey thats a jackson, you could land a helicopter on his forehead
Jackson by reallycooldude123 July 31, 2020
A fluid resembling sperm.
Eww dude, you got come all over my face!
Come by F-Sargent January 11, 2003

Faggotini 

Normally used for faggots that are named Joey, Joey Consolini or related to anyone that sounds like a noodle. Sucks cock but has a pigs in a blanket dick. Fucking cha cha man who smells like liquid ass.
See that guy over there?

Ya, he looks like a faggotini sitting all by himself in gym class
Faggotini by Joeyfaggotini June 24, 2019
Someone who says or does something especially foolish or annoying. Synonymous with moronski.
"Ahh, Shayna, I'm so sorry. But I can't help you pick out your outfit for this weekend."
"Ugh, you're a shlimo."
shlimo by Shabbos Buddy November 5, 2009
"Uncuff ya chick brah, its FYB"

"Yo bitch is choosin, jez FYB!!"
FYB by b r e e e e z y July 27, 2009
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