iPhone

A certain device that hinders discourse. In social gatherings, people who do not have iPhones are often virtually excommunicated.

Non-iPhone User: Hey guys? ...guys? I'm over here.

iPhone Users: dude, shut the fuck up. can't you see we're on our iPhones?

iPhone by Disco Francisco February 10, 2013

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Bortner

One hell of a guy, makes you laugh, one of the funniest people you will ever have the privelage of meeting.

I can see why he stole your girl, that dude is Bortner!

Bortner by Royal_Crown July 26, 2018

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Rule 34

A very bad website

"Please don't tell me you're going to go through your computer just to search up rule 34..."

Rule 34 by Tan's Sub November 24, 2021

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Sigma Sigma Sigma

This elite Sorority was founded on April 20th, 1898 in Farmville, VA. Classy and beautiful, Sigma Sigma Sigma women are what all other women strive to become. Other sororities may try to emulate the high standards of the Tri Sigs but, in the end, fail miserably.

Though each campus attracts different types of women, one thing remains the same: Tri Sig ladies are the real deal.

Potential Member 1: I didn't get a bid from Sigma Sigma Sigma.
Potential Member 2: *sobs* Me neither.
Tri Sig: We have standards.

Sigma Sigma Sigma by TriSigHottness July 25, 2006