Sassitude

A sassy attitude

Boyfriend-"Hey baby girl how was your day."
Girlfriend-"It was fine till I had to come home and see your face."
Boyfriend-"Damn babe put away the sassitude."

Sassitude by damnnbae May 9, 2017

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4 chimi’s

When you’re in a gas station thats known for its quality food and a really smelly beaner in front of you ask’s for 4 chimi chonga’s.

We stopped at the PK last weekend on our way to hunt some hectors and this stinky beaner in front of me got up there and said “Can I Get 4 Chimi’s Please” i was like oh yeah pretty guuud now.

4 chimi’s by CookieSniffTimmy January 24, 2022

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Dec 3rd

This day you can ask anyone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend and they have to say yes.

Boy: Will you be my girlfriend
Girl: no
Boy: it's Dec 3rd
Girl: *blocked

Dec 3rd by Johnathon shmonathon December 2, 2022

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Virginia forest fire

A Virginia forest fire is when two girls scissor so hard their pubes start on fire.
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!

Guy 1: Did you here Mary and Leah made a Virginia forest fire last night?
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!

Virginia forest fire by The Etter January 15, 2015

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bag of oranges

Obese breasts that pop disgustingly out of bras. Think Snooki wearing a revealing blouse.

Dude, did you see that chick over there with the "bag of oranges" poppin' out? Ryan hooked up with her last night.

bag of oranges by abc123457865598 March 5, 2011

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no-see-do

when a person completely neglects the back of their head when brushing/combing/styling their hair, hasn't washed it for a few days and the back is all cowlick-y at the crown, or is trying to get too much mileage out of a wash and blowout -- the hair looks fine if you're looking head-on, but like crap if you're looking at it from behind.

Sally: Is that a bird's nest on the back of her head?
Betty: No, it's just a no-see-do. She forgot about the half of her head she couldn't see when she looked in the mirror on her way out.

Molly: Whoa, she must have just gotten dropped from a tornado.
Jen: Possibly, but I think she's just rocking a no-see-do. She got her hair done for that event four days ago and thinks she can still work it.

no-see-do by Strawberry-blond June 7, 2011

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masturbiking

The act of masturbating while biking by rhythmically rubbing your crotch against your bike seat. Virtually unnoticeable while in motion, this seems to be a mainly female practice.

Hey Jane, how was your commute this morning?
Great! I was masturbiking all the way up 1st Ave!

masturbiking by masturbiker January 31, 2014

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