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Kayla Aubin

Lowkey Cute And Has A Great Personality. Usually Short Asf
1- You heard Of Kayla Aubin?
2- You Mean The Short Demonic Human Being?!
Kayla Aubin by lmaokillme1 March 20, 2022

Midnight Creeper 

When you wake up in the middle of the night and start having sex with the girl sleeping next to you.
Joey said "Hey man I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging boner so I gave my girl the ol' Midnight Creeper"
Midnight Creeper by geoffstacks June 17, 2009

sackretary 

A male secretary
Gary "hey dude, is your secretary hot?"
Paul "nope, we've got a sackretary - his name's Cecil
sackretary by AsH II April 10, 2012

Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.
I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.
Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018
The act of clenching your jaw muscles toghether and grinding your teeth together whilst under the influence of either ecstasy or speed. Often alleviated by chewing gum; or more commonly these days, baby dummies. Magnesium can often help to looses the jaw bones and prevent teeth-grinding. In exceptional cases; like an xtc overdose, it is possible to have complete jawlock; where you physically cannot open your mouth (though this is rare).
'Man, I'm gurning tonnes tonight'

'Look at that bloke gurn'
gurn by anonyMouse August 2, 2004

Dickslexic 

When you can't tell if a dick is a good dick or a bad dick.
When he first whipped it out, I thought it was gonna be bigger, that's when I realized I was dickslexic.
Dickslexic by Daisyspins1 May 26, 2017
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