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Simple Jack'd

To be ridiculously stupid and genius all at the same time.
-Doing homework ahead of time for one class, then turning it in to another, you just Simple Jack'd yourself
-Trying to scare someone back, when the person you scare is yourself, you just got Simple Jack'd.
-It can be applied to almost anything.
Simple Jack'd by Bumpy23 January 2, 2012

awesome opossum

Person 1: Today, I bought a brand new laptop!
Person 2: Awesome opossum!

dudadert 

A dudadert is a person who doesn’t have much intelligence or imagination, and they go through life making decisions that seem to lack a lot if not all common sense. If you’ve got a brain but you don’t use it, you might be a bit of a dudadert.

Usually when you use the word dudadert, it is a less harmful way of calling someone stupid. So the definition is much the same as that word. Try to use it on your siblings since your parents don’t know the definition.
Sister: Hey Joey stop being such a dudadert!!
Brother: No you are.
Mom: what the hell are you two talking about!
dudadert by dreaminglittlelottie September 16, 2021

q and a mark 

Q and A Mark otherwise known as a Question Mark "?"

Q "meaning Question"
And: I don't know how to explain it... heres this thought
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A meaning" Answer"
Mark "should be obvious"

can be used it many ways, but one way is when someone is saying something dumb, just say Q and A Mark and they will awkwardly stare at you wornding what the fuk you just said to them.
P1: Have you heard the hitler was a good guy, and did the right thing?
You: Da fuK???
P1: YA, he helped the world?
You: Q and A Mark
P1: Wat? what does that mean
You: Something
P1: Ummmmm... okay then
You: ...
"you have successful made them stop talking at the cost of awkward silence
q and a mark by CumSlayer February 18, 2022

skipworth 

a guy that will give up clothes and shoes to hang out with you.
It's always good to have a skipworth around.
skipworth by eeeeeehhhhh January 21, 2021

Mr. Griddy 

A fine young gentleman who hits the griddy every day because of how awesome he is.

(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)
Bro 1: Yo! Do you see Mr. Griddy hitting that devious griddy over there?!

Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.

Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)

Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.
Mr. Griddy by ComputerWorld January 17, 2024