Sonric is an incredible, amazing, fantastic guy! He is truly one of the greatest guys you’ll ever meet. Sonric is loyal, sweet, and always knows exactly what to say. He can make you smile no matter what and it’s most often by telling a hilarious joke. Nothing means more to Sonric than family and he will never hesitate to make you feel special. On top of this, Sonric is super handsome! It’ll be hard to resist a glance from Sonric. Honestly, just hand your heart right on over! Sonric will most likely deny it if you tell him how great he is but we all know it’s true! If you meet a Sonric, wow lucky you! Sonric’s are truly as unique as their name!
An infamous comestible from Taste of Chilli Kebab House on Occupation Road in Corby. A kebab that literally contains EVERYTHING and weighs about 10 kilos. This thing would give you meat poisoning, and is about 10000 calories. Takes approx. 2 hours to eat. Costs £5. Would safely feed a family of 4 pissheads.
Is the same shape and size as a bottle of pop when wrapped, so you can either eat it or use it to chin someone.
Could also be used as a battering ram to smash your door in when coming home from the pub and you've lost your keys.
"Corby Kebab mate, and chips.. and an ambulance. My heart's failed.."
The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.
I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.