School

A place of work and stress where your brain explodes into knowledge and you turn into Albert Einstein.

School is a place that you learn stuff.

School by Dr. Dude Man January 22, 2018

Urban Legend

A myth or story whose propagators would have you beleive is actually true.

These are often heard from a friend of a friend.

One urban legend is that the kids cartoon Captain Pugwash contained the characters Master Bates, Seaman Stains and Roger the cabin boy.

Urban Legend by Lambchops December 9, 2004

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hammyfaced

A time when you are absolutly plastered falling into things, and slurring your words.

"I got so hammyfaced last night!"

hammyfaced by Snooki Face ;) January 4, 2010

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douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

douche bag by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

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platterpuss

A nickname for a slut. One who lays her puss on a platter.

She got fingered on the dance floor last night, what a platterpuss!

platterpuss by ningo13 February 17, 2010

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Sidemen

That one sucker that gives all his time and effort in to a girl that is just using him , even though they say they are in a relationship they do not ever get physical and if they do get physical she's either drunk ,or getting him to give her a Favour. She finds him weak and annoying and will often hook up with his much more appealing friends .

Bestfriend - Have you smashed yet

Sidemen -noooo ,but we went to the cinema last week and I paid , I love her soo much

Bestfriend - Are you ever going to smash ?

Sidemen - yeah ,but between the shopping sprees i finance and hours i put in doing her home work ,I'm happy just holding hands

Bestfriend - well just fyi ,tightest pussy around......

Sidemen - what ??......

Bestfriend- yeah............. awkward

Sidemen by THeSunKiller November 19, 2013

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Meddie

South African slang for a girl or girlfriend

1. Yeah oaks it’s tough my meddie mized my text last night

2. Thabiso : Ye I really like that meddie , I think I might cuff her

Meddie by Your local Midrand skrr skrr November 22, 2018

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