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loosey goosey 

Not following prescribed guidelines or general societal expectations. Very casual. Bypassing certain boundaries.
Jack always comes to work late. I guess both he and the boss are loosey goosey when it comes to punctuality.
loosey goosey by GarthF December 28, 2005

2 seconds 

When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".
You: "Jakie, get off the comp."
Jackie: "I can't I'm running MC"
You: "Yoo K, 2 seconds...."
2 seconds by Pants69 February 19, 2007

qwearstdzyfxugcihvojbpknlm 

When you are so completely bored that you have tried to find a unique keyboard pattern by typing keys on the keyboard top to bottom, left to right, starting only with the top row and adding the next row down every 2 columns. You cannot win. Give up and go do your homework. But what if you tried 3 columns...
You just typed qwearstdzyfxugcihvojbpknlm into a search engine while awaiting the end of universe.
-2010 years after the supposed birth of Jesus.

-10 years after Y2K, which obviously didn't happen.

-2 years before 2012, which won't happen either, go look at nasa.gov for a complete explanation of why your a moron for ever believing the crazy lunatic on the side of the road that told you about it...

-First full year with a new president.

-Winter Olympics

-Nasa is gonna boot all space shuttles and switch to Ares launch vehicles

-GM is gonna release an electric car that will probably get like 10 miles a JIGGAWATT

-4 more halo games will probably come out

-People still think 2pac is coming back...but no he got shot BADDD, point blank by an uzi or something....nigga died real quick..

-Iraq(holy) war will continue, terrorists will not win...they have rpg's and ak's, but US has tanks and artillery and ICBMS and jets and alot of crap which would have killed all the insurgents by now but all the troops are just idling and patroling every day and the terrorists are using guerilla warfare which is pretty good...If i was the commander I would have performed a Blitzkrieg a long time ago.

-shoulda never brought the comaro back...should have been the firebird...

-have a break through in medicine and get a full swine flu cure then they'll discover some crap like whale flu or
anteater flu...

-hopefully hannah montana stops taking those photos of herself cause ya'know they sucks and hopefully she finds out or ima have to setup an intervention...o, and she needs to get off TV.
Person 1 = Happy 2010

Person 2 = ok...

person 1 = ...
2010 by Molotovs January 6, 2010

pick me girl 

a girl or boy who acts like a big softie and sweetheart until you meet there real personality (mean)
me: DUDE MCKENZIE IS SUCH A PICK ME GIRL
syrenity: IKR SHE JUST TURNED HER BACK ON SAGA EMMA AND CLAIRE
me: she’s the biggest pick me girl I know
syrenity: same here girl
pick me girl by hilary :))) January 29, 2022

Lilly Ng 

Lilly, a person who thinks she is some kind of cartoon,but after she think of herself,she always understands that she is herself,then she will wake up and finally becomes a new person a person that is kinda crass,idiot and funny, she will risen herself and sometimes will make the right decisions. Any Lilly Ngs that’s out there stop thinking your a cartoon your the best person that people ask for please! Be yourself!
Hey! Get the Lilly Ng Mug right now!
Lilly Ng by LillyNgSumLui March 27, 2022
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