When on the phone, 'cookies' is a way to ask the other person if there are any listeners. This indicates that something is about to be said that should be kept under wraps. Used on land line phones to normally avoid, parents, siblings, co-workers, etc.
Person 1: Man! You should've been there last night, I was......wait, cookies?
Person 2: *looks around, looks at phone* Nah, you're good
Person 1: So I was with this babe in Vegas right,.......
The double decker is a combination of the upper decker and a blumpkin. The guy is on the top tank performing an upper decker while the girl faces the wall with her feet on the toilet seat giving him a blumpkin while she drops a deuce in the bottom tank
Double Decker The bitchpissed me off so in her bathroom i gave her sister a Double Decker
Derived from the term 'lazy wank'. After proceeding to masturbate, one does not wipe one's 'man juice' as is conventional. Instead, the pants and trousers are pulled up and the time between wank and wash is a crusty period. Hence, one is making a conscious decision to lazily avoid the simple task of wiping.
(vb) -ing, -ed
To partake in the act of lazanking.
lazanker (n)
A damned dirty person.
Person 1: 'That guy smells funky'
Person 2: 'He's probably just had a lazank'