lazank 

lazank (n)

Derived from the term 'lazy wank'. After proceeding to masturbate, one does not wipe one's 'man juice' as is conventional. Instead, the pants and trousers are pulled up and the time between wank and wash is a crusty period. Hence, one is making a conscious decision to lazily avoid the simple task of wiping.

(vb) -ing, -ed

To partake in the act of lazanking.

lazanker (n)

A damned dirty person.

Person 1: 'That guy smells funky'
Person 2: 'He's probably just had a lazank'

lazank by SiAmLegend November 2, 2009

Lazania 

How stupid people spell lasagne.

Stupid guy: 'Hey, Mario! Whip me up some of that bellissimo lazania, amigo!'
Mario: '... do you mean "lasagne"?'

Lazania by Lunettarose April 7, 2010

lazana 

Lazana Meaning beautiful head turning ♥️😍 very smart 🎓will finish you sentence 🙊 proud women 💜 will make you remember her😏 will make you fall inlove💕 is a very kind person 💯 but don't test her or push her buttons😡💯

Boy that lazana is something else.

lazana by Lazana October 19, 2015

lazanba

Is to holy man, a generous, kind and brave man

Lazanba the typical example of a modest and social person

lazanba by Lazanba February 1, 2020

ladankles 

(n) ankles that are womanly, but could not be described as kankles. Fuller than the average ankle, but not the girth found on lunchladies of the American 1950's.

The soccer player iced her ladankles after a hard day on the field.

ladankles by ladanklediva March 17, 2010

lazania harze

Something that big badass people use to get relief
And it’s completely against using drugs

Hey do you want some cocaine?
-lazania harze

lazania harze by Afuckwrhangingaround September 20, 2019

lazanee 

lasagna

i love lazanee, it’s my favorite food

lazanee by shrimpface April 11, 2020