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A kernel that many operating systems called "linux distros" are based off of. Linux is known mainly for being open source, and in most cases, also free to use. Many linux distros are do-it-yourself operating systems, and some come with a full GUI, and many automatic features, which makes it easier for normal people to use. These easy-to-use linux distros are commonly used as a price-effective and useful platform for public and private access to computers, and on servers. Many people criticize this operating system for not being able to run most applications, specifically games. Linux is somewhat limited to which applications it can run, but many people have made alternatives to those applications, and even ways to run those applications inside linux. In fact, many popular games can run on linux, contrary to the packaging of the game. Overall, linux is a great kernel that formed many popular and useful operating systems, which are in use by millions of people today. Linux is also available in a liveCD format, which lets users try linux before they fully install it.
"Hey, can you help me with my computer, windows crashed on me again."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I use linux, and I'm not too fond of microsoft products."

"Dude, linux sucks! It can't even run games!"

"Actually, unless you're planning to install every game on the market that was ever made, linux is actually a pretty good gaming platform. The only advice I can give you is to use linux. Here's a LiveCD"

"Okay, I guess I could try it."

2 days later.....

"What the hell man, when I tried to instal your stupid linux, it erased my windows!"

"Did you read the back of the CD? It clearly says that by default it'll erase all existing software, unless you partition your drive or install it inside windows. See, it says it right here on the CD."

"Well, it should've warned me!"

"Dude, maybe you should've just RTFM"
Linux by 0per4t0r August 14, 2009

alley cats 

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.
GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."
alley cats by mainecoone November 5, 2012
uty by colleen, yo May 3, 2006

Whorehead 

Your friend who is a whore with a forehead.
Natalie: " You're such a whorehead"

Madeleine: " Shut up hoe"
Whorehead by hoeitup April 4, 2017
When xQc attacked Papaplatte's Dragon in r/place 2023, and with that got the attention of all of germany who fought for every pixel, he had to face a hilarious defeat.

The germans not only defended their pride and honor, they also mocked him in the process. When xQc tried to coordinate his attacks, he used the (birth)days in every month to show his viewers where to attack.

He counted the days not from 1-31, but from 1-32. His chat and the entirety of the r/placeDE discord found this hilarious, and thus, during his attack, a small fraction of the defending side tended to the face of the charizard card, which xQc had built hours prior. It was blacked out completely, and the germans and co. overwrote it with a large, white "32?" instead.

A shame for poor charizard, but who says the germans don't have humor now?
"Bro, on what day is your birthday again?"

"32(?)nd of January."
32(?) by Milf in your area July 24, 2023

Mutant Apple Monsters 

In the year 2, there were nine Seattles, one fell to the king of MAM. And then this three came out of the T. The end and it killed them and they died. There were seven fries on the box sprawled out in the table. reaching through time. touching the steel ones with salet. I reached, he reached. Saliva flowed and a thousand dogs dies in an instant SINGLe. word tur ie it be.
It translates to Big Taco, Just a word to make people giggle or stare at you. For full effect yell it.
You:NAHOY!!
Girls:*Giggles*
Guys:Heh What?
nahoy by RandomFandom45 September 2, 2016
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