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Heart Broken 

The most depressing thing you'll ever know. It makes you want it to snow, so you can go and sit outside in a bikini so you can try and numb your heart.
After Jack and I broke up, I was heart broken, so I sat out in the snow that December. ~True Story
Heart Broken by HeartGone October 23, 2014
Together we all can be TGLF
TGLF by Bubbabravo11 June 14, 2022
A charming, helpful and funny guy who will do anything for you, but will stab you in the back in any form of competition.

Can also mean someone who has a hairless bottom and is smooth all over.
Damn, did you see that smooth chest? He is such a Neysan”.

“I can’t believe you were the Mafia all along. You totally Neysaned me!”
neysan by Giemi July 21, 2019

pussy smash 

Slang term for having sexual relations. Having intercourse with a female and smashing her vagina with your penis.
pussy smash by Christian Genao October 20, 2008

Insultcere

A combination of the words 'insult' and 'insincere'. Something said in order to be offensive, while not necessarily being true or meant. Is total bull that is simply meant to insult someone.

Not to be confused with Insultsincere, which is when something is said that normally wouldn't have been in order to hurt someone. You mean what you're saying, you just normally wouldn't say it so harshly. Almost always a douche move.
Joey: Lisa, you're a fat bitch and I hate you.

Lisa: What? Please tell me you're just being insultcere!

Joey: No, I'm not. I abhor your existence. Lose some weight and stop being so damn obnoxious.

Lisa: Way to be insultsincere, you douche bag.
Kamryn’s are really shy at first but once you get to know them they’re really sweet and outgoing! Kamryn’s are very honest, BRUTALLY honest, but they mean the best. Kamryn’s are usually Brown hair and brown eyes, Kamryn’s don’t stand out in a crowd nor do they want to. If you have a Kamryn as a friend you’re insanely lucky! If you have a Kamryn as you’re best friend! KEEP HER! She’ll tell you anything and everything, she loves you. Kamryn’s are the most trustworthy humans, but be nice Kamryn’s are sensitive. Physical touch is usually a Kamryn’s love language, but don’t like being touched, It’s weird I know! But it’s true. Kamryn’s catch feelings easily, watch out! Those feelings stay for a good bit. Don’t lose a Kamryn. They’re special. Kamryn’s are never aware of they’re beauty, and never EVER, take a compliment because, Kamryn’s are too stubborn.
Kamryn’s are awesome!!
Will: Who’s that??
Me: Dude?? That’s Kamryn!!
Will: Get me her snap!
Kamryn by corleym September 14, 2021
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