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dragtender 

A bartender who serves alcoholic beverages while in drag at the worlds best drag dive bar, The Blue Moon.
Cindy Crotchford is my favorite dragtender at the Blue Moon. She always gives me a free bag of chips with my IC Light Mango.
Well, if you like dragtenders who give you food you gotta meet Mildred The Lunchlady!
dragtender by Princess Jafar February 22, 2021

shady banter 

A term coined by YouTuber shadypenguinn, used primarily by UK secondary school students used to describe banter that is exciting or important, usually because of its offensive or inappropriate nature.
Did you hear about Dan and Chloe?
Yeah, man. Proper shady banter, ain't it m8?
shady banter by Hobox January 24, 2018

titzophrenia 

Titzophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what are real and not real tits; Think clearly about tits; Have normal emotional responses towards tits; Act normally in social situations pertaining to tits. Persons with titzophrenia may have problems with thinking, emotions, or behavior such as: bizarre behaviors, seeing tits that aren't real (hallucinations), thoughts that "jump" between different tits (loose associations), problems paying attention to things other than tits, or strongly held thoughts about tits that are not real (delusions).

Titzophrenia is a life-long illness with no curative treatment.

Titzophrenia cannot be prevented.

Childhood titzophrenia is rare.
Some people have suggested that titzophrenia might be made worse, or even caused by, an abnormal sensitivity to women.
titzophrenia by 2stainz May 3, 2013
A guy who acts arrogant and superior to others because he has a girlfriend, but literally bawls his eyes when she leaves him for another.
Steve is such a Vakili ever since he hooked up with that girl.. Hm, if he only knew who else she's dating.
Vakili by Lissa C. March 2, 2009

yunggangsta drizzlepoppa 

a name that you call people when you are crazy and also original and creative. Following the name is party emojis like the snake.
person 1: whats up yunggangsta drizzlepoppa
person 2: hey
Another word for ben simmons. He loves miki dawson more than he loves himself. He teleports to her when she starts crying because he has nothing better to do apart from wanking off to her in his free time. He also sucks at basketball that's why his name is ben simmons in real life. He can't shoot for shit even if he's left wider open than his mothers leg from last night. His jump shot is like a baby penguin being ran over by 70 trucks that's why he's made fun of by this dude named Max and decklan he also says cunt in every sentence.
Max & Decklan: "Koda your jumpshot sucks"
Koda: "Shut up cunt"
koda by Big daddy jarvis December 12, 2021
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