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siberian sleeve 

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When one male inserts a flesh light into his anus while bent over the tailgate of a white Ram 1500 Eco Diesel with a Rebel front end conversion, And allows another male {usually of African America decent} to insert his penis into said flesh light.
Oh my god did you see Rick receive a siberian sleeve on the back of Ben's truck last night! Talk about stretched!
siberian sleeve by bukkakepoet June 19, 2018
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Ott 

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Short for on the toilet
“Dude I told you I’m ott!”
Ott by CAKL July 8, 2020
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N 

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I
King 1: N
King 2: I
King 3: G
N by Antl3rd February 9, 2021
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jhon deer

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a type of tracktor
KIEK DOAR! EEN JHON DEER! poah helemaal mooi
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blueberry job 

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The most explicit and exotic sexual acts known to mankind. Invented in world war II by the Four Founders of Fantastic Fetishes, the blueberry job has thus far been banned in 50 different countries for various reasons, one of them being the dangerous materials needed to complete it. These materials include: blueberries, gerbil, applesauce and whipped cream. Occasionally, there may be a cougar present.
Christmas: Hey Lauren, can I have a blueberry job?"
LAuren: Fuck yaaa!"

Mohammad: Hey, there's a cougar outside. Want a blueberry job?"
Jessie: I don't know, is it Tuesday?
blueberry job by Pr.Mongrunzle August 17, 2008
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NETOPS 

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Busha chicken nugget biggie frosty yum yum, Solo. Hohohohoho!
Welcome to Wendy's can I take your order?

I have five chicken nuggets, please.

One five piece chicken nuggets!

No... five five piece chicken nuggets... please.

Oh.
NETOPS by Jabba D. Hut October 17, 2003
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

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Sir, I said it, sir!
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
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