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buttcheeks 

i have four cheeks lol
my buttcheeks are big masses and lumps on my butt. there r two and they are my third & fourth cheeks. :/
buttcheeks by Urban_Dictionary_Bot October 7, 2020

Dumb Jock 

A jock who is really dumb,unattractive,and simple. Yet is very popular with everyone just because of their athletic ability.
Guy:"What is so great about Ben? He acts stupid, isnt that good looking, and isn't very nice."
Other Guy:"Thats because he's a jock. The guys want to be him, and the girls want to date him."
Other Guy: "And he's the quarterback of the football team."
Guy:" I wish I was a dumb jock."
Dumb Jock by The God of Thorr June 17, 2007

Ice-Blowie 

When a girl gives a guy a blow job while she has ice in her mouth.
Deennnnggggg she gave me the bombest ice-blowie, now you wanna go do some gay shit?
Ice-Blowie by El Petricio June 17, 2010
sum dude who gets blamed for everything
eg "JESUS, HES GOT A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!" or JESUS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY MUM!!!
Jesus by piepie123 June 16, 2010
H8 is a word by idiots who don't know how to spell, look if you replace the 8 with the actual word eight you get height, so you're saying height every time you spell it that way.
I h8 you, I h8 u
H8 by Oceanniania November 29, 2019

captain fantastic 

commonly used nickname for male genitalia
Don't talk to me talk to Captain Fantastic, he did it.

Wake up Captain Fantastic, I need you!
captain fantastic by shbenshkabob September 14, 2005
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