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sweaty rodriguez 

The act of defacating / taking a shit in another person's shower
Aww man, I had a party last week and I awoke to find a sweaty rodriguez, it sucked.
Usually an African American Male, Doug prefers to wear black jeans with shorts underneath while sagging. Doug is a Real One. Doug dont care bout nothin, Doug usually walks and goes wherever Doug pleases. Doug usually appears way older than he actually is, and also never takes his prefered sneaker off. What is his prefered sneaker you may ask? Jordans...always Jordans. doug dont do work for nobody, Doug is what you might call rebelious. Some may see Doug walking around randomly, but nobody really knows where he is going, except for Doug's younger extremely close friends. Some say his name may also be Greg, but that is only an Urban Legend...
Dude, where is Doug going? No one knows man...no one.
Doug by ESS3NC3 November 4, 2021

cocksphyxiation 

when u have 2 much cock and u choke and die
My gf had cocksphyxiation and choked on my dick.
cocksphyxiation by Jewish April 1, 2003

Bitch Freak

adjective
1.
an uncontrollable outburst of emotion or fear, often characterized by irrationality, laughter, weeping, etc.
2.
of, pertaining to, or characterized by hysteria.
3.
uncontrollably emotional.
4.
irrational from fear, emotion, or an emotional shock.
"Two dudes playing video games @ work"
- Dude, boss is coming! - second dude Bitch Freak's and cries like a little girl...

"You do a silly practical joke on a m8"
m8 Bitch Freak's:
-OMG DUDE YOU ARE SO FREAKING IMMATURE!!!!!! - screaming his lungs out.
Bitch Freak by Malcomas August 16, 2011

bitchskank 

Obnoxious and uptight management type who has very little respect for their underpaid employees.
I lost a limb at work today and Chelsea still made me finish my shift. What a bitchskank!

That bitchskank is so ungrateful.
bitchskank by Spankee August 1, 2005
an extremely fruity mf but i still love him, but sometimes she needs to get some help as they vent a lot but i do feel bad for it, but anyways ly dice!! 🥰
fruity fuck: yo i really like vspdrv3, you heard of him?
person 2: no but i’ll make sure to check to fruity mf out

fruity fuck: alright good
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