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Swimming 

A word used to describe getting or being high or stoned from marijuana
Steve: Hey Jack, have you been swimming today?
Jack: Nah man, I don't do that anymore.
Steve: Why not?
Jack: Cuz I almost drowned once.
Text Message Response Time. The amount of time it takes for someone to reply to a text message.
It's so hard to make last-minute plans with Jen, her TMRT is awful.
TMRT by Red Whiner September 30, 2010
I bet you bet not brang yo ass in da middle of da skreet.
skreet by Red February 12, 2004

SuiSon Johnson 

One of the healing item in famous game series "yakuza" is pronounced as "隨身強身飲料(swei shen chyang sheny in lyau) “ in Chinese.
It means: convenient drinks that can strengthen your body.
Oh no! I'm dying, quick use some suison Johnson
A degenerate treehouse dweller, one who resembles a mushroom, but isn’t one.

The gooombas tend to live in the depths of the urban wilderness, and often sh*t in the woods (big daddy JB gets pissed but don’t worry ‘bout it).
Proeski: “yo, grombo, did goombah sh*t ‘n the woods?”
Tugboat: “idk man, JB taught the girls to sh*t in the woods rencently n they prefer it to sh*t’n in the haus so I could go either way”
Goombah by Proeski January 4, 2023

Urban Definition

A definition that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of a word. (yes that makes this a paradox)
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Urban Definition by Chrono24243 February 27, 2012
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