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A guinner is a cute baby guinea pig. But guinners could also be full grown guinea pigs, kind of like how a dog can be a pupper.

Most guinners tend to be fat fucks and that's what makes the so god damn adorable. They also are good at attracting ladies.
Female: "Wow what a cute guinner you have there!"
Male: "Thanks, would you like to pet him and maybe go out to dinner sometime?"
Guinner by t3chn0bab3 October 18, 2017
1: Hey Stevenn, did you have sex this weekend?
2: nah man, I did something even better. Play League of Legends!
1: literally get bitches you pathetic virgin.
Virgin by Firebirb November 27, 2022
A nap that unintentionally goes on for several extra hours.
Dude1: im going for a nap, Dude2: aight cya in an hour so. Dude3: hes been gone like 6 hrs. Dude1: yeh so im back now... i kinda slept for a few extra hours :S Dude2: man! thats an Evannap
Evannap by Kaldra January 18, 2009

grundlingus 

The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.
Guy: Man, what happened last night?

Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!

Guy: Hell yeah!!!
grundlingus by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005

Turlough 

someone called Turlough is objectively a bottom at all times
Turlough: Im a bottom.
Me: you fucking loser.
Turlough by Patprick May 14, 2022

cuban typhoon 

purpose: noun, adjective

definition:
1. like the tropical storms that pass over the caribbean, being unexpected and only seen by professionals. being exciting and changing situations., for the best or the worst,
1. The Cuban typhoon has arrived to the party, and he is gonna shake things up, baby!
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