When a female (or male if your gay) is sleeping, you wake up before them and lay them belly down to the bed, tying your spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner. WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Recovering from a series of dumbing by sexing a 10/10 in your first date.

A pussy. Usually referring to the hairy kind but can also be used for pussy in general

Derived from the romanian word “moț” meaning “tussle of hair” and other balkan countries.

To be in a bad situation; in trouble

a hipster who hates other hipsters because they have become too mainstream

Shy and beautiful girl but doesn’t always know it. She is home grown and very artistic. She just want me to follow her dream and receive the love she always given to people.