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Organic Threesome

A threesome that does not arise from any plan but rather through continuous or natural development, ie of a night gone incredibly weird/wrong/good.

Caviat: In the spirit of Green revolution, the three of you plant a tree together the following day.
Guy 1: Did I see you with TWO girls last night?
Guy 2: Yup, an organic threesome, came out of nowhere.
Guy 1: And the bonus?
Guy 2: Of course man, it was Earth day. Planted a hemlock.

Michael Maybe

A 'Michael Mabey', is a polite way to put something off, when actually the teller knows the answer is going to be "no".
Friend 1: Hey wanna go the movies?
Friend 2: Who's going?
Friend 1: Tom, Dick, and Harry
Friend 2: Maybe...
Friend 1: Hey your pulling a 'Michael Maybe' aren't you?
Friend 2: Maybe...
Michael Maybe by Mykal Lawrence July 12, 2006

High School Incest 

The phenomenon of increasingly rare and awkward instances of hooking up, making out, having sex, etc. that occurs primarily within small high schools where many of the students have grown together since birth. The reason being is that everyone has a pre-determined judgement of each other as well as viewing their fellow classmates as pseudo-siblings. To most people, the thought of hooking up with your sibling is a repulsive thought and therefore hooking up with a pseudo-sibling is equally disturbing. However, due to the lack of available mates, the students must commit the act of coitus or become pent up in their sexual frustration.
Example 1:

Rodolfo: Sup dude, I'm gonna try to hook up with Lauren at the kegger.

Alex: Dude you've known her since you were in pre-school, that shit ain't happening.

Rodolfo: Yeah you're right. Fuck High School Incest!

Example 2:

Heidi: I think I fucked Tony last night...

Serena: You redneck! You committed High School Incest!

Heidi: Not again!
High School Incest by 12ssmalanskas September 11, 2011

Soccer mom

1. Soccer Mom's are the true evil of this earth.
2. They are usually overly parinod, Extreme Chirstians, 100% against all forms of free speech and hate with a furious passion the first amendment. THey have little angels which they try to control in any and all ways possible. The most their teenage childern can watch are childern shows ment for viewers three and under. They are also usually overwieght (at least in my experience)and they are also against video games, internet, and television. They will also go around forcing their beleifs on everyone they meet.
1. Brother did a chalking at a festival of a preecher from Hellsing for those who know of the anime series. He did not get to finish due to a soccer mom disproving of his chalking when he had done worse at many other chalkings and everyone appercated his work. Soccer Mom is over wieght.
2. I was working at HollyWood Video soccer mom comes and returns Batman the Fox cartoon because it is too violent for her 14 year old son. Also returns Kim Possible because she does not like the girl power theme in their. She and her son are also over weight.
3. I am walking home with my two little brothers and we are all having a good time messing around, and a soccer mom takes a picture of us and claims we (me and my younger brother) were muging my littlest brother when he is there smiling and laughing with us as well. She then threatens to call the police, but does not. She is also overwieght and drives a blue mini-van.
4. LOOK ALL SOCCER MOM'S ARE PURE EVIL AND OVERLY PARINOD, THEY ARE WHAT CAUSE CHILDERN TO GO OFF THE DEEP END AND KILL THEMSELVES, EVERYONE AROUND THEM, OR THEIR CHILDERN LATRER BECOME CHILD OBDUCTORS. WITHOUT THEM THERE WOULD BE WORLD PEACE!!!!!!!!!
Soccer mom by Myname243 October 29, 2005

Lyssysyndrome 

A diesease of the mind that makes you act different, kinda like a drug.
But it's not. Usually applies to people that know people of the name Lyssy.
Sypmtoms include dumbness, forgetfulness, blonde moments, and blankouts.
blonde Lyssysyndrome
Lyssysyndrome by Lyssy_xoxo August 27, 2010

Danielle Steel

Famous Romance Author.
Known for writing complete smut.
Sex-crazed, unrealistic books.
Never date a girl who reads Danielle Steel.
Danielle Steel by JoJoJo114 February 6, 2009

meckopox 

a very rare disease which is known for not getting bitches
oh my god guys did you hear that lalo tested positive for meckopox
meckopox by meckopox August 9, 2022
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