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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend 

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
I wish I had those HAGs like mike man. They’re on him all the time
HAG by Soshsoos March 22, 2019
"Shouldn't we help him?"
(sarcastic)"That's a great idea, let's hop out the van so we can all get nipped."
Nipped by A.C. Sativa May 5, 2013

Turd Temple 

One of the many ways of referring to the toilet

Referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a Rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (coke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having sex.

Variants include:

shitter, john, crapatorium, lavatory, w.c,
fudge hole, shitbox, crapbox, watering hole,
outhouse, pooper, loo, latrine, honey truck,
interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, pissoir,
backhouse, house of ease, little house,
house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny,
the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet,
dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady's room, little girls room,
mens room, little boys room, crapper, poop hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette,
One-man Conference Room
I need to visit the turd temple

Holy Shit can be found in the turd temple
Turd Temple by rzhhhh November 20, 2011
She is a funny, smart, and a caring person when she feels like it .Other times she can be stuck up and annoying. But when the day is over your lucky to have her as a friend
syazja is my best friend
syazja by Hayden Climent February 26, 2019

promo bitches 

Promo bitches are the hottest promotion team around. Run by two "fit,cool ledgends!" Helen and Emma.You can find them on myspace.
Person 1-OMG, we sooo need promotion
Person 2-We could ask promo bitches
Person 1-OMG, you mean...Helen and Emma the "fit, cool ledgends"
Person 2-Yes, thats them they did suche a good job for that band.
Person 1- Il ask them!!!
promo bitches by crogi December 14, 2008