Any and all douchebaggery associated with the use of a guitar, including, but not limited to, (a) whipping one out at a party, (b) playing an overwrought, attention-seeking guitar solo for no reason other than you feel like dominating the stage and are a hopeless fucking douchebag (see: hair metal), owning a flying V - especially for reasons of irony. Especially then.

A fiend and a thief.

A drug addict that spends his/her time stealing things from people or places to sell them, or "cluck" them on the street for a cheaper price to support their drug habit, especially if they target neighborhoods at late night hours."

Being all that is man.

Coined by one of the hosts of a popular UK car show, Top Gear.

One who attempts to garner favour by flattering influential people, but does so to a psychotic, often violent degree.

Usually someone who feels insignificant in their own life, this drives their need to tort the lives of others in a negative way to exercise any kind of power.

The best friend! She is usually very goal-oriented, patient (to a certain point), reliable, and kind.

She loves animals, probably more than herself. She is cute, pretty, and has a lot of good traits, but doesn’t see the for herself.

People better respect her, or she’ll turn into a bitch. But don’t worry, as long as you are respectful, she’ll be nice to you!
She isn’t a romantic, but when people do fall in love with her, they fall hard.

She is usually very gods at sports, usually sports that have lots of physical contact like hitting or punching, like football, wrestling, or roller derby.

An unofficial nickname for the former WWE and current TNA wrestler Jeff Hardy.