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A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).

Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.
person1: Jeff could you pass me the pen?
Jeff: ooops! (while dropping the pen)
Person1: Jeff you're such a numpty!
numpty by punchlinestapler September 22, 2010

Sha boing boing 

Get The Dick out yo mouth
He needa get the dick out his mouth Sha boing boing
Sha boing boing by Gdgay August 5, 2022
1) A pier on the shore, port or areas on or along the coast.
2) The act of ones penis penetrating another penis's foreskin.
3)Acronym for Dong Of Cock King
1) Jacob loved having sex on the dock.
2)When news of Derek went around that he went docking, people ridiculed him by yelling "HAH! GAY!"
3)Mia said feeling D.O.C.K inside her was her life's dream.
Dock by bukkake master elite July 11, 2015

Pursuing My True Self 

We are living our lives
Abound with so much information
Come on, let go of the remote
Don't you know you're letting all the junk flood in
I try to stop the flow, double-clicking on the go
But it's no use, hey I'm being consumed
Loading... Loading... Loading...
Quickly reaching maximum capacity
Warning... Warning... Warning...
Gonna short-circuit my identity (ahh)
Get up on your feet, tear down the walls
Catch a glimpse of the hollow world
Snooping 'round town will get you nowhere
You're locked up in your mind
We're all trapped in a maze of relationships
Life goes on with or without you
I swim in the sea of the unconscious
I search for your heart, pursuing my true self
1.Is a kind of clothing you wear on your head its some what like a hat

2. To tell someone that they are lying
1. "He's wearing a cap"
2. "Stop the cap" "Why are you capping?"
Cap by MemeStorm January 29, 2022
The word Chindie, is a mixture of the words Chav and Indie put together. A Chindie, is basically a chav that dresses up like an indie would. Often caught wearing chinos, vans/toms, and snapbacks, Chindie's are popular with the girls, despite being Sheep and extremely overrated in general. The Chindie trend is most popular in the UK. Some Chindie's are even found proforming the faggoty dance Jerking, and wearing skinnny jeans to match. Most Chindie's take a liking to expensive designer brands such as 'Gucci' and 'Louis Vuitton.' However, these designer brands are not but into the Chindie class, as their products can be worn by all sorts of people. Overall, most Chindie's are boastful, overrated, sheep, and all round arseholes.
Person One: "Why the hell is that guy wearing chinos and toms? He looks like a chav to me, indies wear that sort of stuff."

Person Two: "It's because he's a Chindie."
Chindie by OneManArmy96 September 4, 2011

undehydrating 

When you drink heaps of water to make up for your dehydrated ass.
I'll undehyrate when I get home, undehydrating.
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