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Urban Dictionary

both ends of the bread 

idiom-
1. to be screwed over
2. to be dumped while the dumper is taking a dump
3. metaphorical double penetration in the same hole
4. when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When life gives you both ends of the bread you do not make a sandwhich
1. " i am jewish so we don't celebrate Christmas"
" wow you got "both of the ends of the bread" on that one
2" my mom and dad both burned in a house fire and on top of that they never paid me for washing the car"
"wow that's both ends of the bread for ya"

dutty slugs 

to describe a man of black origins lips.
"haha look at Rafick's dutty slugs!"
"your lips are looking like some dutty slugs today Tyrone!"
dutty slugs by Ted kelly May 18, 2008
The Act of sticking ones thumb up the rectum, when masturbating
I bet that guy GILB's every now and again
GILB by Anonymous June 25, 2003
An old pair of cock and balls which in it's age has lost much of it's pubis and therfore returned to the bare and pink look, much that of baby bird which has just hatched and has yet to open it's eyes.
Jeff Foxworthy said of his older relative wearing short shorts....
"at no time should anyone look over at grandpa and see something that looks like a baby bird".

Did you see in jackass 2 when that guy had a baby bird coming out of his shorts.
Baby Bird by flyingerbils231 July 20, 2007
when something is beyond Insane or Crazy
She had sex with the boss? That's insanezy!
Insanezy by Alex Meeker August 5, 2007
A faceless, characterless and spineless human being who has severely conflicting morals and spews contradicting things because they can't comprehend empathy and being human.

In order to be a bot in this sense, you must be a human. It's almost synonymous with "you heartless gutless piece of shit, I pity you"
Dumbo "You owe it to everyone to protect them from dangers you might bring with you"
Also Dumbo "Just leave him, you don't owe him shit"

Me "lmfao you're such a bot, there's no way a real person is this disconnected. Suck off m8, go bot it up somewhere else"

Somehow attributes self sacrifice and protection as a fundamental requirement for others (in regards to themselves) but can't understand how respect has to be given, freely to all, not earned.

Withholding respect is depriving a person of the very essence of the human experience.

Respect is free. Respect is not earned. If that issue was fixed, the world would be fixed.
Bot by SmallNippleMan March 19, 2022
TITS This Is The Shit
Bro, check out this nug, it’s so tits.
TITS by Bass0217 August 7, 2019
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