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cradle my botch 

Last night she wanted to cradle my botch ; grabbed and rubbed my ballsack
cradle my botch by taintlicks September 27, 2015

Ciggalax 

(n)(pathology) the terrible onset of stomach contractions caused shortly after taking several drags from a cigarette. This feeling intensifies to such an extent that the user becomes immobile and asocial, focusing solely on the need to evacuate their bowels as soon as possible.
Last Pizza Boat Friday, I waited on the lunch line for almost twenty fuckin' minutes. As if that weren't enough, my misfortune was exacerbated by the fact my long-awaited pizza boat capsized onto the floor and the free milk was lumpy. I checked my watch and was relieved that there was still ten minutes of recess left. Relief quickly turned to agony, as the Marb light I snuck behind the school to smoke gave me such awful Ciggalax, I had no choice but to sit out of kickball.
Ciggalax by MkyWhlz December 17, 2008

Lisha Rae the Barbie 

LOTRathon 

A marathon in which all of the Lord of the Rings movies are watched consecutively!
"Hey, do you wanna have a LOTRathon this weekend?

"Ofcourse!"
LOTRathon by JAC10 October 20, 2012

When you have no friends 

When you have no friends and you have to sit alone at lunch and break
Ew Why does Becky have no friends

When you have no friends

You Bought Us Taco Bell 

To earn the trust of a person, group, gang or clique by buying them Taco Bell, usually done while hanging out or partying.
You guys are fucking cops!? Wha..we partied together man, you bought us taco bell.
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