When your favored underdog sports team achieves a 0-0 result.
This is a play on the: "Darwin Award."
Wikipedia states: "The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions around 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool by dying or becoming sterilized via their own actions."
If further reference is required, you my friend, have just achieved your own Darwin Award...!
Scotland Football League won the Draw-Win Award against England. Yes!
The Anne Frank, is a multiple part sex move. The first move consists of having to have super quiet sex whilst friends/relatives are over so you do not get caught. Immediately after finishing, perform a Dutch oven on your girlfriend to simulate a nazi gas chamber.
Nick and Danielle are secret work lovers. Over morning coffee, Marco asked nick how his weekend was.
Nick : It was alright, my parents were in town and took us out to a nice Mexican restaurant.
Marco : That sounds nice man.
Nick: Yeah, it was until I gave Danielle an Anne Frank and now she's not talking to me.
Marco: Don't worry, she will come around when she wants to peg you again.
A pizzeria in the Boston area with the greatest crust you'll ever eat. The owner, Sal Lupoli, runs deals that offer huge pizzas at low prices. People hate on it, but it's great pizza. If you ever visit Boston, you have to try this pizza.
Joe: This crust is so thin and bland.
Rob: Yeah, it's nothing like Sal's.
I bought a 19 inch, 3 lb. pizza yesterday at Sal's Pizza. I don't think I'll be able to eat for a while.