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Obama got Osama 

A dove can be a hawk!
A peace loving man can be a warrior.
Can a Liberal Democrat be a strong military leader?
Of course, don't you remember, Obama got Osama.

report card tits

A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.
I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing
A term used at Newtown highschool to say you’re feeling out of it or you took one too many hits
Ex: “Hey man you alright?”
“Yeah I’m just a lil mookie”
Mookie by Juulie_Boi May 14, 2019
Kourri, a lot ass dude with a smart personality a sexy ass face a BIG ass for a boy a kourri gets ALL the lady’s just by walking passed them sometimes you can hear all the ladies whispering while he walks by he’s a tall dark skin dude mhmm everyone wants s kourri
Kourri is a sexy dark skin
kourri by Kourri May 17, 2018
When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women
OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!
Guff nuts by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011

Government High 

The act of getting high through government funded or assistance programs. This includes anything from prescription drugs from assistance programs, to whip-it's with foodstamps.
I grabbed me a few cans of Redi-Whip so we can watch the game and enjoy our government high.
Government High by limpfish July 4, 2011
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