zoe laverne

a social media influencer who has made many mistakes but deserves to be loved because she is an incredible person. she is strong, beautiful and the queen of hair flips.

“do you know zoe laverne?”
“yes, she’s amazing”

zoe laverne by zodyedits.x April 20, 2019

Dump Blast

The biggest crap of your life that all comes out in two seconds, making your anus burn for hours, and filling up the toilet bowl. If anyone smells it, they instantly die.

Yo dude you can come to the bathroom but I just made a Dump Blast
dude: *dies*

Dump Blast by SomeMoronThatIsDumb January 23, 2023

Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys is one of the finer R&B/Soul artists in today's music scene. Finer in the sense that she is real talent: she composes, plays and sings by herself! :O. She's also finer in the sense... well she's simply gorgeous. ;D Great musician, IMO. Do yourself a favor and check her out.

Alicia Keys > You (You = Crap R&B musicians :p)

You can do better than Usher, beauty. ;D

Alicia Keys by SimbaGrim November 3, 2005

Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

Bearded Cock Snare by MattBoiah December 3, 2020

freeloader

The husband whom you supported while he tried to establish his business. In addition, you also paid for his vacations. You even bought a new house for you two to live in, but when YOU became in financial straights and asked him to get a supplementary job and made a few suggestions of what he could do,he refused.

1. "I am not going to get a job like that, there would be too much paper work to do!"(Meanwhile, YOU are having to dip into your retirement.)

2. "If I DO get a job, it will only be for ME!"

(read between the lines..."That would mean that I wouldn't be able to be a freeloader so much anymore!"

freeloader by Linn November 1, 2006

Henry Ernaut

The most amazing puppy like person ever! He has huge greenish blue eyes and an adorable face. He has potiental for an affro. All ladies adore and love Henry Ernaut.

Lily: Henry Ernaut is a beast
Aden: I know right!!

Henry Ernaut by Lilicalikespants October 26, 2011

faggettismationallygay

Two pimpin best friends, who are each others best friends among best friends. They hate LPH's and act extremely gay towards each other, but are perfectly straight. And when they talk about gay sexual things, no-one seems to listen.

Mike: "Hey baby"

Chuck: "Hey sexy"

Mike: "Dude we act like freakin faggettismationallygay."

faggettismationallygay by OmgKiller! April 2, 2009

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