peyton

any of several pretentious bitches incapable of playing interesting characters whose purpose in life is pairing boring bitches opposite royal

damn the way that girl was all up on royal was so peyton

peyton by da e-dawg March 28, 2007

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Infidelity

the action or state of being unfaithful to a spouse or other sexual partner.

"Crybaby's mom's infidelity continued after her marriage"

Infidelity by wildbills May 7, 2017

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yag

gay backwards

Man I don't care if they're yag cuz I'm not prejudice!

yag by Alecs Cook August 31, 2003

Shit hemorrage

(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.

As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"

or

"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"

Shit hemorrage by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006

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Furry Shit

Furry speak of "I am about to go out with a gang of furries and fuck shit up"

Hey Joust! I am about to do some Furry Shit!
... Don't do it near my house.

Furry Shit by Just A Fuck Boy February 10, 2021

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sex ed teacher

The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.

Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.

sex ed teacher by Mr. Orgasmo April 5, 2016

invalid country

A country where many people say exists but it actually doesn't

Israel is an invalid country

invalid country by Somedudes November 4, 2023

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