valgov
valgov by mike mckirgan November 18, 2003
Urban Dictionary
brat boil
brat boil by Crass and badass March 3, 2016
Box of Kittens
Used in emergency cases of extreme sadness, at which point you grab the box of kittens, and dump it all over said consumer
He's going into happiness failure! Get me a Box of Kittens, stat!
Side effects of kittens may include:
Sneezing
Tiny Scratches
And Erectile Disfunctiuon
Side effects of kittens may include:
Sneezing
Tiny Scratches
And Erectile Disfunctiuon
Box of Kittens by Rick Avis October 23, 2007
shenuki
Shenuki is an amazing person
Almighty
The things taking place in this Universe; they are in control of no one. They keep happening, an unending process. The process of Good, the process of Bad, the process deciding your fate or any other entity. It is uncertain, and no one could conquer it for their for their well being.
IT IS AN ABYSSLING
Come to accept that your acceptance to this is meaningless. Things in your life will keep happening. You could make them better without a belief. Cuz it's a non-existent and existent Aaron that born before existence of anything else.
IT IS AN ABYSSLING
Come to accept that your acceptance to this is meaningless. Things in your life will keep happening. You could make them better without a belief. Cuz it's a non-existent and existent Aaron that born before existence of anything else.
Almighty: The Incomprehensible Legend
Almighty by Dylan Achiles June 16, 2022
Lila
Lila by Shannon hates lila May 11, 2019
Turdette
1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)
Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)
Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)
Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)
Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)
Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
Turdette by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010