Somnambufart

An expiration of body gas during sleep

My lover looked so still as she slept but then her somnambufart almost killed me.

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Anal ally

A girl who secretly likes anal, is an anal pornstar, and her name is Ally.

Jorge: that short girl on the dance team likes it bareback
Hudson: ya I know, that's why we call her anal ally

Anal ally by Versace2013 November 14, 2013

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externally moron

on by transdisciplinary September 8, 2021

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I’m feeling lazy tonight, might just eat nigger Mac for dinner.

leandro is gay

leandro by wurstbrot November 21, 2021

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disease shitting everyday for a week ucontrollably...
usually painless

"dood i cant go to the concert i got shitiditus after tapping my gf"

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