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Most Valuable Poop(ing) Place. It's any bathroom outside of your own home that's considered a "safe haven" for having a bowel movement, otherwise known as pinching a loaf, takin' a dump, deuceing, dropping the yule log, taking the kids to the pool, launching a floater, or taking the browns to the super bowl.

A MVPP is clean, well lit, has proper ventilation (as opposed to not being ventilated and smelling like shit/piss), *ALWAYS* has toilet paper, or some stashed within reaching distance from the throne, and hot water and paper towels for washing up after you're done, etc. Your local gas station or fast food restaraunt will most likely *NEVER* be a good candidate for an MVPP. Ideally your MVPP is a place that is very low traffic, so as to not share a lot of ass time with other people on the same instrument, and to help ward off stage fright while you're trying to 'take care of your business'.

If you're lucky, you can horde MVPP's so that if your first choice is busy, you can hit backup MVPP #1, backup MVPP #2, etc.
Pardon me, I feel that curry from lunch is about to hit my bunghole... time to go hit MVPP #1.
MVPP by elspicyjack November 3, 2009

Oogly noodly

When u look like a Denise ugly ass boy
Damn nigga! you a got damn oogly noodly
Oogly noodly by Yungbhris September 10, 2018
A guy who claims he should not be in the same category as most guys. When in reality he is one!..o0o and part of some group called DSB???
wowww stop being such an ANKIL!
Ankil by Tracie Childerss August 24, 2008
Lola is so hot that Gigi Hadid is quaking. She is an absolute stunner and her booty is flawless. She is so kind and would never hut anyones feelings. Alot of people believe Lola is a drag name but it is the name of an absolute godess aswell. She is very tall and thin. Model material. But she also usually has her hair in a messy bun and sweatpants. If i were a boy i would date her. Her eyes are the most beautiful green and her hair is a stunning ombre.
Check out that chick she is a godess. wait is that LOLA!
Lola by kekedoyouloveme06 July 23, 2018
When a man's eyes glaze over, and they enter a world dominated by carnal desire. Money becomes no object.
Inevitably they will finish the night with a bottle of wine and a chat.
Sometime booka will ensue, depending on whether it is merely a simple case of fever or chocolate fever.
See angus, angry angus
See chocolate fever, but for no particular creed or colour
fever by boohog June 8, 2004

dead chicken

while have sex in the reverse cowgirl position. your buddy comes in and drop kicks her in the neck making her look like a dead chicken.
bro can you do the dead chicken to this girl tonight. i dont like her that much
dead chicken by fancy cracker January 28, 2011
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