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malegria 

A mix of bitterness, loss and hope when a crush doesn't seem to be working out.

Spanish slang, originally from a Manu Chao song by the same name. A combination of the words "mal", meaning bad, and "alegria", meaning happiness.
"What happened?"

"We made out last night totally sober and today she did even say hi when I walked by her. "

Fuck man. malegria.
malegria by frostedmoosefan November 3, 2011

peanut butter blizzard

When you're butt banging a chick in the snow & notice peanut-like particulates on your shaft. You then proceed to dip your pole in the snow.
I heard SandyCheeks received a peanut butter blizzard after pumping his dude in the ass.
Someone who lives in Hesse, a german state. Being a real "Hessian" means you're uber german. Everyone who has seen Sleepy Hollow knows that.
Mr. I: I am Hessian
Mrs. P: Oh...does that mean you're a strange Metalhead who doesn't wash himself?
Mr. I: NO! It meanst that i am living in Hesse near Frankfurt!
Mrs. P: Sorry, didn't want to insult you.
Mr. I: TO LATE! I'LL COME AT NIGHT AND CUT YOUT HEAD OF!!!!
hessian by Tempesta April 30, 2004
A thrusting action abruptly bringing your wrist to your waist at a ninty degree angle. Often done in celebration or approval of an event.
Bobby kicked the crap out of Jimmy and thristed in celebration of his victory.
Thrist by Rolando Winbrorn January 9, 2008
A:BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT!!!! KillJoy!!!!
B:T.C.D. bro

A:(Drains Half-court shot with eyes closed with a second left in the fourth quarter)
Announcer: Oh!!! T.C.D.
T.C.D. by NeedForSpeed February 28, 2009
It's Friday, gonna have fnfnfn, gonna party party party. Friday comes after Thursday, and then comes Saturday.

True story.
fnfnfn by DrunkenNinjaX April 13, 2011
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