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Naked On The Internet - something that girls with low self esteem do to get attention from pseudo-friends and strangers on Instagram, Snapchat, etc
My bm just posted hella naked pictures of herself on IG...

Yeah, she a NOTI now.
NOTI by dangerdang May 6, 2015

Ross Davies 

A guy who typically stands in clubs who is unable to talk to females. This type of guy is often given advice on how to pull by women but rarely gets the chance to pull one himself.

Usually seen around the bar or lurking in the middle of the dancefloor, jealous of everyone guy around him who is getting knee deep in vagina. This type of guy typically loves porn and usually has blisters on his hands from excessive masterbating.
That guy over there is deffo Ross Davies. Look he has no girls around him.
Ross Davies by Mtj December 23, 2012

Bestfriend cream day 

Its just like every other monday except it only happens on mondays and the only way you're allowed to cheer uo is to have sex with your bestfriend.
The sweet sound of good cockslap. You can only achieve this sound if you get a good whipping motion out of your member and make good contact with the cheek of your victim.
<<Some where deep in a Turkish prision>>

*Waapack!* "You've been cockslapped boy!"
waapack by seven87 May 19, 2005

cum monkey 

a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice
My god ryan is such a cum monkey he's swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load
cum monkey by logi bear607 June 16, 2011

carpe weiner 

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.
I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.
carpe weiner by das punisher April 4, 2011
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