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Urban Dictionary

fap trolling 

A non-consensual kink wherein someone engages in trolling behavior online to attempt to “dominate” unsuspecting participants in a forum or a comment section, with the explicit intent to derive sexual gratification from this act. Some fap trollers will make it clear that they are fantasizing about the emotional state or physical appearance of their targets in their comments. The targets may be members of the fap troll’s preferred gender, but this is not always the case. Can be difficult to differentiate from regular trolling but the content of their comments can reveal their intent.
Example 1
Person 1: this person keeps trolling me in this comment section and won’t leave me alone!
Person 2: They seem to be really enthusiastic about the idea that they’re making you angry, they’re probably fap trolling, stop commenting if you really want to annoy them

Example 2
Person 1: Hey, I saw like a million comments you left on this one post, I didn’t know you cared that much about subject
Person 2: I don’t really care that much, I was just fap trolling, I didn’t realize it would show up on your feed, my bad

get off my clit 

a term used by females to inform someone to not be so bothersome/ to say "get off my back" or a male version "get off my joc"
greg: WHY U AIN'T CALL? WHERE U BEEN? HOW COME U AIN'T TEXT ME BAC? HUH!!!

rika: wat tha fuk dude! GET OFF MY CLIT!!
get off my clit by toosexcRIKA November 6, 2007

facepage 

what an elderly person refers to as their facebook
"Marilyn! I'm busy checking my facepage!"
facepage by roxypoop August 18, 2009

your mother

How you would respond to a question when you don't know the answer, but still don't want to seem stupid.
Person1: Yo, what was the answer to that last math problem?
Person2: (thinks for a while, unable to solve the problem)....your mother.
your mother by beep April 2, 2005

bisexual 

She is bisexual because she dated billy and savannah last month and last week.
bisexual by skittles are bae November 22, 2015
Beehoo is a word that is meant to describe something that is confusing. The defention itself is very confusing. It means everything and nothing at the same time. So like if you don't know what to say you can just say beehoo.
What is 7989+989 Um beehoo

White People 

A term used to describe the root cause for every single issue that has ever been seen on planet earth
Ron: ''Oh crap, my wife caught me having sexual intercourse with our daughter.''

Bob: ''Oh, really? Why did you have sexual intercourse with your own daughter?''

Ron: ''Those damn white people''

Bob: ''What did they do?''

Ron: ''They are all racist and sexist!''

Bob: ''Yeah, fuck white people''
White People by mortenkjensen March 20, 2021
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