Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.
After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.
During intercourse, you stick a carrot in the recipients asshole (male or female) then pull it out and take a bite while saying, "ehhh, what's up doc?"
Dave: I heard you gave Ashley a stink rabbit last night.
Darryyll: I sure did. I've got super human eyesight from all the carrots I eat in the bedroom.