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A state of undesirable emotions or feeling out-of-sorts. These feelings may include but are not limited to: sadness, boredom that is unusually difficult to curb, laziness, unworthiness, and an overall feeling of malaise. The reasons for being in a "funk" usually remain unknown by the victim while others may know exactly why they are in a "funk" and just have a difficult time getting rid of it. A funk may last a few hours or up to several weeks at a time.
John: Hey man, you want to go out to the bars tonight and get fucked up??!!!

Mike: No man. I'm not in the mood tonight. I'll probably just watch TV and go to bed.

John: Damn dude, that's the second weekend in a row! Sounds to me like you're in a funk.
Funk by Theodore D. May 12, 2011
A girl with a rare name. Is outgoing and loves animals. Swears a lot and drinks a lot with friends. Flirty at people she has a crush on.
Person one: Do you know that girl the got drunk last night?

Person two: Yeah, that was Pheony
Pheony by lgbtcucumber March 19, 2021
Abbreviation of full name Dillon Doe.
Often mistaken for Dildo
When it comes to photochopping, DillDoe > *
DillDoe by Dillon Doe January 21, 2005
Moth Mom by Moth Mom’s fan August 15, 2018

Smart enough to be dumb 

Setbd for short. Is when you think you're right or think you know better or too good in your own sense to realize something is wrong, false, unrealistic, bad, negative, or simply unpleasant in the grand scheme of things.

Sending yourself down a path of regret, shame, denial and untruths.
"1.Dude all I have to do is run up the wall"

2. "You can't do that"

1. "Yea I can."

2. "You never did a flip in your life. You can't just do something without learning how to or practicing*

1. " it's easy"

3. "He's just being smart enough to be dumb, let him hurt himself and do what he wants. He'll learn"

butt missle 

the act of giving and recieving gay sex up the ass
Jordan had a butt missle, that he enjoyed very much.
butt missle by sex slave 009 October 20, 2008

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When boredom hits harder than your dad's fist at 3 am
You are now failing all of your classes
Have missed every event in your loved ones' lives
You are now one with the boredom
What happens when you type qazxcvbnmwsdfghjklertyuiop backwards
I am now poiuytrelkjhgfdswmnbvcxzaq (one with boredom).
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