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Trump fluffer 

Spicer is a wonderful Trump fluffer. He really knows how hard Trump is!
Trump fluffer by Gekko!!! March 31, 2017
A person of Latino descent, who is not officially naturalized (an illegal alien). Spiclur also refers to being a Latino on the run or investigated
There’s too many Spiclurs in this town, we better move before trouble starts.
Spiclur by Lacib March 10, 2022

Frozen Vincenzo 

This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a singlesock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.

Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Oh man, did you see that guy?

Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
Frozen Vincenzo by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022

Lajareyia 

the act of being lazy and lack of confidence
She said stop being a lajareyia
Lajareyia by Iknowthehood April 22, 2020

Carolina Tanning Bed 

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out”
No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
Azwelitia- a name that is a regal name. It comes from Spanish and means beautiful, golden fiery one. It is given those that are of royal blood. It is a feminine name. It is the most regal and beautiful of all female names. It used by an aspiring author, who uses it in her story, "A Crazy Day in the Life of Azwelitia," and her main character is called, Azwelitia. This character is royal blood.
Azwelitia is a half-demon that goes on a adventure to save the world from villainous demons that want to destroy it. She is a very powerful and benevolent half-breed demon that uses her powers for good deeds.
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