Motumbo was a tall black African,with a really big schlong.

An Asalee is pretty much the best person you will ever have the pleasure to meet. She is everything you would ever want in a person. Sweet, caring, loving, selfless, but there’s a catch. She’s the biggest baddest bitch around. You don’t mess with an Asalee because she will kick your ass.

Buying a meal or gifts for a person expecting sexual gratification. "Airtime" as in legs-in-the-air-time.

A loud shout generaly used before a drunken fight

A party that is filled with chicks dressed up as naked bunnies, cats. Time of the year for people getting shit faced, throwing up in trash cans, and often fucking up the host's house.

The mental traffic jam that arises out of worry. A dreaded future event -- report deadline, court appearance, meeting with boss -- is played over and over again in the brain, locking out other, more productive thoughts and often resulting in insomnia and excessive alcohol consumption.