Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

Cumberland sausage by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

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Skugly

Being so skinny that you have turned ugly.

Essentially when the cuteness of your face and body have deteriorated to the point that you look more like you belong in a concentration camp than a club.

That bitch is so skugly she looks like an AIDs patient.

She's so skugly that she has to turn her head in pictures to give her more depth.

"Tequila and jizz is not a form of sustenance."

Skugly by CubsSuck50 September 9, 2009

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Quay

A very strong 'K', could be used sarcastically or for annoyance.

Geoff: I'm going to be a footballer when I'm older.
Me: Quay.

Quay by watchdog270514 March 30, 2017

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Howard Dean

Let's just state the obvious: New Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean is no Terry McAuliffe . Where the flashy former Clinton fundraiser was a gregarious ringmaster accustomed to the bling-bling of the highest non-publicly elected Democratic job around, Dean is almost a seminarian in his approach to the post. And, oddly, his style seems to fit with the party's bid to build its blue-collar base--just as McAuliffe's meshed with the DNC's need to raise gobs of money and go high tech.

What's so different? McAuliffe would limo around town, dropping in at the Palm to huddle with Washington big shots. The 2004 presidential hopeful, by contrast, takes the bus or subway, buying his own $1.35 ticket. Sometimes he bums rides from staffers or walks the four blocks to the Capitol for meetings. "Please Call Me Howard" never flies first class and always carries his own bags.

Other signs of the ex-guv's modest style: He eats at his desk, stays in a cheap D.C. hotel, and likes oxford shirts and penny loafers. Affectionately dubbed a "geek" by pals, he's often glued to his cellphone and loves E-mail. "His expertise is grass roots and his lifestyle is no different," says an associate. So far, Washington likes what it sees, surprised he's not the oddball that newsies pegged him as last year. Says an aide, smiling: "They're giving him a shot."

It's funny how the DC crowd is amazed that someone like Howard Dean would fly coach, carry his own bags, take the subway and asks people to call him by his first name. The dude is normal.

Howard Dean by Dr Truth April 25, 2005

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Dilsad

Dilsad is a very unique name that originated in persia and means blessful heart. When you first look at a Dilsad, you don't know what to expect. They're easy to approach and not shy at all. With a wonderful sense of humor, calming voice, and easy to talk to attitude, nobody is ever dissatisfied with a Dilsad.

WOWWW Who is Dilsad?

Dilsad by noyn1 November 23, 2021