dirty hayleigh

Dirty Hayleigh is when a Woman will surprise a man OR female with a very quick Poke of the anus. Causing the recipient to Squeal in discomfort jumping to the probe while the “giver” has shit dribbling down said finger or thumb.

I’m now violated in my relationship thanks to her giving me a dirty hayleigh.

dirty hayleigh by Malamoot June 6, 2020

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reubin askew

One of the many, but the greatest, governor of Florida. The first to serve two consecutive terms in office and also labeled one of the 50 most important people in Florida. He did many things while in office, but most importantly, he never gave up on his word.

Martin: "Hey do u know who reubin askew is?"
Gena: "DUH! He was only the best governor of Florida EVER!"

reubin askew by syrup July 22, 2006

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Onno

A name given to someone with a very large penis and who has intercourse with a lot of people.

“Is that onno?”
“Fucking hell his dick is huge.”
“I was told he was in a 10 person orgy with him and 9 other girls!”

Onno by Thatwigga April 12, 2020

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you're fine

A phrase used to quell another's anxiety, worry, or anger. However the vast majority of the time it is used indiscriminately and with very little bearing to the reality of the situation.

In some circles it is also used twice consecutively for reinforcement.

A: Yo I'm so fucked for my exam - I don't know shit!
B: Dont worry, you're fine!

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A: Yo seriously man, if I take another shot of JDs I swear to God I'm gonna throw up...
B: Yo, you're fine man!
A: ...
B: You're fine!!

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A: Forget it, I'm sooo tired I just worked 12 hours. I don't wanna go out tonight.
B: Dont worry son - you're fineeeeeee.

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A: WTF that guy just spilt his drink on me. I'm gonna go start shit!!
B: Yo... you're fine. Forget about it.

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A: Fuck my ride just left the club. How am I gonna get home??
B: You're fine, you're fine!

you're fine by chinkb0i June 3, 2006