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texting is for so the person doesnt have to hear your ulgy voice over the phone were if he wanted to hear it he just talk to you in person
"HaHa im glad she's texting"
Texting by Weird_1 June 20, 2009

I have a huge cock 

I have a huge cock.
I have a huge cock.
One who sits at his computer night and trolling political forums for politically incorrect post, and spamming those posts with left wing idiocy.

An on line despot who has nothing better to do or is paid to spam opposition.
I was making some good points about anti-racism being a code word for anti-White but the desbots kept spamming my comments off the screen
desbot by gator61 January 24, 2011

πŸ‘οΈπŸπŸπŸπŸ 

Person a: 'Are you coming?'
Person b: 'oh no! πŸ‘οΈπŸπŸπŸπŸ!'

jerk circle 

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"
jerk circle by bitch squad October 9, 2016
This AIM conversation probably sums it up better than anything else:


my friend: i was talking with this Frat Star named phil who explained a concept that i've unknowingly lived by for a while subconciously
my friend: called Bro'in
my friend: which is dumb as shit
my friend: basically just mack on all the girls around you becuase they exist and it doesn't matter if you're truly interested or not
my friend: you did it because eventually as you're pusssampling, you find the right one
me: pussssampling?
my friend: my word not his
my friend: you just try to get the girl and when she signals that she's yours, you find another girl and ruin her happiness. it works like this: :-) (you like a girl) :-D(you get a girl) :-*(you kiss the girl) :-! (you do nasty with the girl) =-O(you show the girl your "OFace"):-X(you drop seed in the girl's mouth sealing it shut) :-\(you tell the girl it's over, there's someone else) :'((the girl cries)O:-)(you shoot her with a cross bow and she goes to heaven) 8-)(you've successfully accomplished Bro'n)
Bro'in is the highest form of existence for frattastic bros
bro'in by tupacodaman October 4, 2008
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