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leafy jumped the furthest with a whopping 2763 miles

2763 by im eating strawberries February 29, 2024

uncbf

united negro cheeseburger fund. negro bums ask if you will support the uncbf. they are asking for money for food. sorta a spinoff of uncf (united negro college fund).

Bum: would you like to support the uncbf?
you: eh?
bum: united negro cheeseburger fund.
you: oh! of course! *digs through wallet/purse*

uncbf by crimson_snow January 5, 2009

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Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.

You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.

Bagels by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022

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crackhead

That nigga that stole my bicycle last year. Same one who sold me his crockpot for five dollars in pennies. Same one who stole the mangos off my tree and traded them to the little corner store for a sixpack of Natural Ice.

Yep, that's the crackhead that I saw on my bicycle.
That crackhead will sell his own mother for a five dollar rock.

crackhead by Laney954 September 21, 2008