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The Fake-Out 

When you are having sex, and you pull out just before you cum and tell your partner you'll be finishing in their mouth...at the last second tilt your cock upward and bust one in her eye while screaming FAKE OUT!
The Fake-Out, according to urbandictionary.com apparently has to be used in a sentence.

"I was fucking my girlfriend last night and i totally pulled the fake out...we haven't spoken since."
The Fake-Out by IRA PKP January 19, 2006

metal spoon latte 

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.
He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.
metal spoon latte by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012

centre parting

A girl who's pubic bush is so big due to a lack of grooming, that you can create a centre parting through it. Aka curtains.
"Harvey you seen that girl she hasnt trimmed her hair down below in over six months"

"You mean before you go down you get your comb out and do a centre parting?"
centre parting by lesleywan888 March 2, 2015

football food

You eat football food at a football game

hc andersen 

Skotte: Jens you are such a hc andersen!
Jens: No I'm not?!
Skotte: You always exaggerate everything!!!
hc andersen by Jensemand August 25, 2017
When you are trying to leave but your friend opens/orders another beer/drink.
We were late for the concert because my buddy mclaned us.
Mclaned by beauregardner January 31, 2017

hnic bitch 

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.
hnic bitch by Assweepay November 26, 2006
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